Curse

Empress Amarox · May 08, 2009, 06:20 PM // 18:20

Just post random stuff you've found you thought was interesting...

I'll start:
Dog died of cancer, owner had it cloned for £100,000
alien cars?
James Bond-like cars?
World's most expensive house
London pads lamp posts to prevent texters from hurting themselves
most paranoid bed you could possibly imagine
bling for poo -- lol wtf?
new key holding device.. kinda cool

Painbringer · May 08, 2009, 09:16 PM // 21:16

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8040813.stm

Just think if he wins

Empress Amarox · May 09, 2009, 11:14 AM // 11:14

Whoa...

OK, maybe that's not such a hot idea. Rapex, the anti-rape device meant to be worn by women. In their vagina. That's right, it's a device that's less about preventing rape and more about getting revenge on the rapist while he's raping you.

So Rapex is basically a female condom that has wire barbs in it. If a woman is attacked by a man, the barbs dig into his penis and will have to be surgically removed. It kind of turns a woman's crotch into Sarlacc pit from Return of the Jedi. That in turn means any woman wearing this has the most badass vagina ever.

Abedeus · May 09, 2009, 12:28 PM // 12:28

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Originally Posted by Empress Amarox

Whoa...

OK, maybe that's not such a hot idea. Rapex, the anti-rape device meant to be worn by women. In their vagina. That's right, it's a device that's less about preventing rape and more about getting revenge on the rapist while he's raping you.

So Rapex is basically a female condom that has wire barbs in it. If a woman is attacked by a man, the barbs dig into his penis and will have to be surgically removed. It kind of turns a woman's crotch into Sarlacc pit from Return of the Jedi. That in turn means any woman wearing this has the most badass vagina ever.

God damn you, now I have an image stuck in my brain...

"- What seems to be the problem?
- Yo, I was like... swimming naked, and like... fell on a hermit crab's shell... and there was this barbed wire in it..."

Empress Amarox · May 09, 2009, 12:55 PM // 12:55

Kinda makes me wonder if you need two just incase they go for anal...

pumpkin pie · May 09, 2009, 02:25 PM // 14:25

this news from Bethlehem is interesting/funny/stupid

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Originally Posted by Empress Amarox

Kinda makes me wonder if you need two just incase they go for anal...

ROFLMAO

Fungus Amongus · May 11, 2009, 01:42 AM // 01:42

www.fark.com ?

Arkantos · May 11, 2009, 01:46 AM // 01:46

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Originally Posted by Empress Amarox

Whoa...

OK, maybe that's not such a hot idea. Rapex, the anti-rape device meant to be worn by women. In their vagina. That's right, it's a device that's less about preventing rape and more about getting revenge on the rapist while he's raping you.

So Rapex is basically a female condom that has wire barbs in it. If a woman is attacked by a man, the barbs dig into his penis and will have to be surgically removed. It kind of turns a woman's crotch into Sarlacc pit from Return of the Jedi. That in turn means any woman wearing this has the most badass vagina ever.

LOL. That's amazing.

Karuro · May 11, 2009, 12:02 PM // 12:02

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Originally Posted by Empress Amarox

Whoa...

OK, maybe that's not such a hot idea. Rapex, the anti-rape device meant to be worn by women. In their vagina. That's right, it's a device that's less about preventing rape and more about getting revenge on the rapist while he's raping you.

So Rapex is basically a female condom that has wire barbs in it. If a woman is attacked by a man, the barbs dig into his penis and will have to be surgically removed. It kind of turns a woman's crotch into Sarlacc pit from Return of the Jedi. That in turn means any woman wearing this has the most badass vagina ever.

I think the rapists would check first after being notified about this |D

pumpkin pie · May 11, 2009, 12:34 PM // 12:34

World's most reputable companies

Can't believe IKEA comes in number 2, no doubt their furniture has nice design, but once you bring them home, parts always drop off :P lol

PAX, no, not that PAX, so cute!

Chokey · May 11, 2009, 03:35 PM // 15:35

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Originally Posted by Empress Amarox

Whoa...

OK, maybe that's not such a hot idea. Rapex, the anti-rape device meant to be worn by women. In their vagina. That's right, it's a device that's less about preventing rape and more about getting revenge on the rapist while he's raping you.

So Rapex is basically a female condom that has wire barbs in it. If a woman is attacked by a man, the barbs dig into his penis and will have to be surgically removed. It kind of turns a woman's crotch into Sarlacc pit from Return of the Jedi. That in turn means any woman wearing this has the most badass vagina ever.

I remember reading about that in the paper. To be honest, I imagined it to be more spikey z.z

Like an inverted studded neckband :3

DreamRunner · May 12, 2009, 12:46 PM // 12:46

Whoa, just imagine the abuse it can do. I know this is a big shocker here, so brace yourselves--not all women are nice people. This device could be used purposely to harm someone during consensual sex.

And even if she did wear it, it doesn't mean she is going to be safe from her attacker. It might even make the rapist to be more aggravated. This is not the solution to prevent rape.

jiggles · May 12, 2009, 02:04 PM // 14:04

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Originally Posted by Empress Amarox

Whoa...

OK, maybe that's not such a hot idea. Rapex, the anti-rape device meant to be worn by women. In their vagina. That's right, it's a device that's less about preventing rape and more about getting revenge on the rapist while he's raping you.

So Rapex is basically a female condom that has wire barbs in it. If a woman is attacked by a man, the barbs dig into his penis and will have to be surgically removed. It kind of turns a woman's crotch into Sarlacc pit from Return of the Jedi. That in turn means any woman wearing this has the most badass vagina ever.

I don't have a vagina, but surely that thing is going to hurt going in? :s

Empress Amarox · May 12, 2009, 06:54 PM // 18:54

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Originally Posted by jiggles

I don't have a vagina, but surely that thing is going to hurt going in? :s

Not really... I would be more worried about the guy's penis being too large/small to fit inside it (or fit inside and not get stuck), cause it's probably made out of like harder plastic, right?

And it seems kinda like even if it did latch on to their penis, they could still finish the job, they just wouldn't be able to get it off after... Or maybe it would hurt really bad during the act because it'd be cutting into their thingy? I dunno... Kinda depends how big they are and how tight you are and stuff I guess.

If it's like actually penis-size and hard plastic, I imagine it'd be really uncomfortable to wear around all day... Not to mention bad for your tightness. <.<

I think just taking the rape vs wearing that thing all day every day on the off chance you might get raped, I'd just take the raping instead...

Rather carry around a syringe like Dexter has.

Kerwyn Nasilan · May 12, 2009, 08:43 PM // 20:43

Diddy bow · May 12, 2009, 09:03 PM // 21:03

He's back

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7986816.stm

Empress Amarox · May 12, 2009, 09:07 PM // 21:07

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Originally Posted by Diddy bow

He's back

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7986816.stm

That's a nice story. I like that.